Poor introductions to God: "You're going to hell if you don't quit drinking and smoking" or "God will strike you down if you don't ________."Often, final judgments are made during introductions. Some of you who are reading this new blog have already made a judgment, while others will take their time and see if what follows the introduction is worth exploring further... to the latter, thank you and welcome to:
Poor introductions to Gals: "Hey Baby, is heaven missing an angel" or "Oh, yeah... I forgot... this is my wife" and of course the sleeping-on-the-couch classic "Ya'll come over here and meet my old lady."
Poor introductions to Guns: "Never shot nothin' before? Well come here... try this 44 Magnum out 'cause anything smaller ain't worth having" or "You should get rid of the piece of crap and get yourself a real gun like a ________."
Poor introductions to Grub: "Try it, tastes just like chicken" or "That ain't spicy, now THIS is spicy" and "I've had better."
God, Gals, Guns, Grub.