Redneck Math Lesson 147: Corn + Hole = Cornhole
If ya'll are gonna play cornhole, you need a set of corn bags and cornhole boards that preferably express the same philosophical insights as your favorite hat and t-shirt. I built a new set of cornhole boards this summer and decided to honor one of my favorite gun manufacturers... besides, they match my hat and t-shirt.
Now you never quite know when the zombies or the golden hoards are going to come by and want to go head-to-head with you, so I made tactical cornhole boards. Painted tactical flat-black with fold-out bipod support, they're enhanced with a red-dot sighting system that allows for precision shot placement.
So any time you think you can handle the recoil from something with a six-inch bore, stop on by and play a game.
Nice, Dann!
ReplyDeleteWait, combine demolition derbies? I mean, sure, cars, and hey, tractors of the lawnmowing size are awesome, but combines? I'm not sure I'd want to be near the... oh, heck, gimme a lemonade and let me watch from the nosebleed seats in the stands. This oughta be good!
ReplyDeleteNice boards - though the holes look small enough it seems you'll need a pretty good throwing arm - what's the clearance on that bore?
too funny! wanted to come by and say thanks for stopping by my blog yesterday and leaving a comment. really appreciate it! happy cornholing to you and yours! :)
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