Our county fair is underway and as I meandered through the goat barn, a young boy bent over to fill the feed bucket for his goats when one of his 4H projects promptly head-butted him in the butt. After witnessing such a hilarious... er... ahh... tragic event, I began to wonder:
Should goat dealers be required to sell goat locks to reduce goat violence?
We must band together in a show of strength to eliminate the goat-show loophole as soon as possible. Alert the New York Times.